Hot Girls (Clean Version)

No, you didn't read that title incorrectly. And that's exactly what I meant to write. You'll never guess what it refers to either. That is the title to Kaitlin's favorite song. No, you didn't read that wrong either, but you can go back and read it again if you'd like.

A few weeks ago we were in the car running errands. Kaitlin kept asking to listen to Daddy's song. I had no idea, but managed to eventually placate her by letting her listen to her then favorite song, Black Horse and the Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall (otherwise known as the Woo Hoo song). That night Jeremy took her out on their weekly dinner date and happened to listen to the new INXS album, Switch. The song Hot Girls came on and Kaitlin burst out in song! What the. . .? Jeremy called me from the road to ask if I'd been listening to INXS a lot. I hadn't. Then he told me about her singing the song.

Here's the chorus--the only part that she knows, and the only part that's clean enough to publish on this blog.

Hot girls, they can break me, break me
Hot girls, you know what you're doing
Now, hot girls, come and break me, break me
Hot girls, take me where you are going

It's horrific, I know. Can you imagine the shock that Jeremy's mom must have felt when her darling, seemingly innocent little two year old granddaughter burst out singing "Hot girls!" at the top of her lungs? Can you imagine my embarrassment when, at dinner the other night, Kaitlin again started yelling "Hot girls!", again at the top of her lungs?

The funny (ironic funny, not ha ha funny) is that we almost never listen to that CD. Somehow in the one or two times she might have heard the song she picked up on it. If that isn't proof of the spongelike nature of a child's mind, I don't know what is. I guess now we know that we have to add music to our list of things to censor!